Monday, November 29, 2004

The Dream Team. The team of your dreams. Makes sense to me.

Every dreamed of becoming a jock? To belong in a varsity team representing your school where tuition is free, free appartments or if you're lucky enough a car, sponsored apparel, allowance and all other crazy benefits just by playing, having fun and entertaining other people. Your popular, everytime you walk into a room, a restroom or a hallway, people recognize you and whisper around talking about you. Chicks melt when you sit beside them during enrollment, in class, in the canteen or anywhere else. Homosexuals fantasize about you, calling you papa, fifi, daddy or any other fetish names they can think of and they too also melt when you pass by them.<--dein ako natutuwa dyan mehn. Im pretty sure you've thought about being a supa cool jock, but i guess not all of us are gifted with such height, looks and talent! Yes, thats how people become a jock, mainly because of their talent. Same thing in being in a band, you must have the talent and musicality. I know its not for all of us, but if feels so good to be in an ALL STAR or DREAM TEAM. so whats my point here? i dunno. what the hell am i talking about and why am i saying this?? haha. hanlabo talaga.

Oh well, I was watching NBA this morning. How I wished I grew a few inches taller, no, how I wish I grew MORE and MORE inches taller. My favorite player right now is Ben Wallace, love the hair but I don’t plan on having the same look. I enjoy watching the Pistons play and I just wished one day I could be one of them. Oh kahit sa Uaap lng pde. Pasahan lang ako ni tenorio ng bola masaya nako. Hahaha. It’s a wish, not a dream. Anyway, nothing more to say…

Btw, I got more audiences! Bandmates carlo and lu anne, plus an old high school friend zein. Welcome!! Carlo wag kang chismoso ha. LOL, peace motha fucka. \m/

Sunday, November 28, 2004

DumbAss McDonald's Biatch.

Saturday Nov. 27, 2004. 8:30 p.m... Coming home from band practice, mabel, luanne and i decided to grab some food at mcdonald's b.f., pres. ave. I will share a tale that I will never forget. Here it goes:

Entering the drive thru, I pulled down the window. We waited 1 minute, no greetings from the drive thru speaker.

Me: "HELLO?!?! YOOOHOOO!!!"

Drive thru speaker: No repsonse.

Mabel: "Heeellloooooo!?!!?!? Are you there?!?!?!? Yoohoo?!?!?!"

Drive thru speaker: Still no response.

Luanne pulled down the back window and shouted: "EXCUSE ME!!! MAY TAO PO DYAN?!?!?!"

Drive thru speaker: No response. (Does this even work!?)

Tired, confused, hungry and pissed off, the three of us shouted and shouted yoohoooo and hello like stupid kids and i almost said PUTANG INA in front of the speaker, BUT for the love of God, the fucking speaker TALKED!!! Finally!

Drive thru speaker: "GOOD EVENING PO!!!" (Finally... )

Me: (delighted) "Three chesseburger meals, 2 regular one go big time!!!"

Drive thru speaker: NO response.

Me: (pissed off) "Three chesseburger meals, 2 regular one go big time!!!"

Drive thru speaker: Still no repsonse. However after 1 minute.

Drive thru speaker: "ano po un? regular fries?"

The 3 of us almost fell off our seats not knowing how to react to this act of stupidity. I started to get really pissed and wanted to cuss in front of the speaker!

Me: "Hindi! Three cheeseburger meals, 2 regular one go big time po!!!"

Drive thru speaker: "three cheeseburger meals, twister fries po??"

This time we laughed so hard wondering what the hell is wrong here! Is the equipment broken? Or is she plain dumb?

Me: (laughing) "HINDI!!! THREE CHESSEBURGER MEALS, DALAWA REGULAR AT ISA GO BIG TIME!!!! ANO BA YAN!?!?!?!? AYOS BA YANG MACHINE NYO?!?! GISING KA BA!?!??!

Drive thru speaker: No response.

We got more confused and began to get pissed off again. However after 1 minute.

Drive thru speaker: So that's 3 chessebureger meals, 2 regular and one go big time!? any sundae with that??

three of us: yes!!!! sa wakas! nakuha mo na rin!!! yahoooo!!!! ang galing galing mo!

we celebrated like students who passed a thesis defense! Finally the dumbass biatch was able to take our very simple and short order. So we began to ask ourselves, is it the equipment, or is she plain dumb? As we approached the counter, the lady gave us 3 cheeseburger meals, TWISTER FRIES. After that, we therefore conclude that the lady is a genuine dumbass. What an amazing experience. I began to love McDonald's even more. *Lab ko toh*








The Supah COol band.. na off tune knina.

I've been posting for 4 straight days! This blog IS kinda addictive... for new users i guess. Well, in case you didnt know, im a rockstar. im an artist, a gifted musician, with matching attitude and long straight black hair na shinampoo ko lang, have a cool guitar, irresistable eyes and chicks dig me like chocolate man! haha! chickboy to pre, pedeng pang chick pedeng pang boy. haha. biru lang. tama na. oo na. mayabang na. biru nga lang eh. haha, no seriuosly... i play guitars for a band called slipknot este amethyst! slipknot --> how i wish \m/. the band has been up for 1 year already pushing for its second, going strong, going steady. its formerly acoustic but we managed to shift to alternative since i bought a new guitar and able to beg my cousin for his effects. i can say it has been through a lot especially finding replacements for the very unlucky position of lead guitars. somehow we could'nt find the right person to fit this position. its like a curse, a forbidden spot where no one could stay there permanently or even for a while. every happens so fast. for the past year we had 2 replacements so far. the 1st one left us because of work and ofcourse his girlfriend. and the other --> jan javier aka mike shinoda, who stayed the longest with us, had to quit coz of his studies. however, i regret that he had to leave, he fitted the band well, his solos are clean with good musicality, he knew what he was doing BUT the interest wasnt there. Well i can say that hes a good friend and an inuman buddy, but as a bandmate, lets just say he lacks the passion. But its ok, being in a band is not really for him, hes the type who would be better of as a single rnb artist. For one thing, our interests in music differ and we came from different backgrounds. thats fine with me. So two weeks ago, it was made clear, jan quit the band. holy shit. where do we get another guitarist!!?!? the fucker left us man!

finding a replacement was not a problem, im popular at skul(haha) and i know people who are the shit(literally) hahaha. anyway, i invited another friend of mine hus also a certified supa cool musician, rody cornejo. this fucker can prove that its not about how expensive your equipment is in playing music, its all about the skill man. we jammed, he liked our music, he agreed to be a sessionist, but after jan's confirmation.. he joined the band. welcome, you mother fucker! haha. we jammed for 3 weeks now, rody still adjusting and the whole time we were kinda off. buwaka ng ina oh! I give credit to rody for knowing how use and combine effects BUT, atleast make it fit the fucking tune man! we sound like shit! seriously, but thats ok, i forgive you, its all part of being new with the band, he'll adjust sooner or later i hope. dapat lang! kundi tatawagin kitang etits buong buhay mo kupal! hahaha! peace pare! gwapo ka. cute ka. pamatay ang beauty mo. bagay kyo ni mabel(vocals) hahahah! we'll see what happens in the future, i hope this fucker stays, and i think we'll go far... sana, im just hoping we' get regular gigs like we used to. next week we'll be jamming again, rody promised a performance level. make sure of it.

tska may chicka ako sa inyo! bakla si alexander at may daliri sa kaliwang pwet si nora aunor! chuvaness echussa!

peace! more power! \m/

Saturday, November 27, 2004

Alexander is a flaming homosexual!?

Holy fuck, Alexander the Great... is a homosexual? or a bisexual!? if you're a dude, could you imagine yourself doing it with your childhood bestfriend? who happens to be a dude as well? thats nasty, very NASTY! btw, alexander also had a sex slave(thats what we called him), who happens to be a male also. and believe me, his sex slave could dance well! if you can replace that chest with boobs and add a pretty face, he/she could've turned me on! maala beyonce knowles to pare, hahaha! i was pretty shocked that man to man or warrior to warrior relationships actually existed during these times and that they prioritize their male lovers more than their wives! Gross man! Funny thing is, Alexander's subordinates wont allow him to marry a woman for some particular reason (i have to watch the movie again) and they all hunger for their persian boys.. wtf!? kadiri pare. hahaha. As a whole, the movie was kinda gross because it was brutal and very sexual hahaha. i watched this movie with my training mates in animation and we all had the same reaction. "tangina mo bading!" we said that everytime they had shots of alexander's sex slave, who never spoke a single word the entire movie. his role was more on actions and dancing. hahahah, actually the dudes who sat behind us showed the same reaction as well! the movie reminded me of Frodo and Sam of LOTR who showed the same intimate relationship minus the sex. tsk, tsk.

Aside from the man to man intimate scenes, there are other better scenes to watch out for like angelina jolie! although she was not exposed that much, I agree with what my classmate said, "sarap naman dumede pag ganyan kaganda ang nanay mo!" hahaah, that kept me laughing for a long while, with matching bisaya accent pa yan mehn! this guy came all the way from davao to study animation here and to check out da manila chickababes daw hahaha. You should hear him talk, his tagalog sucks, and his accent sucks hahaha, but hes cool and hes funny. going back to the movie, another highlight of the film is rosario dawson's(alexander's wife) nude scene. shes HOT!!! for those who don't know rosario dawson, shes the bassist in josie and the pussy cats. the black one. hehe. that's all i can say hehehe. You guys watch it, you be the judge, but i learned a lot from this movie, it has a good storyline, it wont bore you dont worry. Oh yeah, for those who havent watched it yet, sorry for spoiling some details, hehehe :) gotta sleep man and peace! true dat!

p.s. dahil sa pelikulang ito, may SAY nanaman ang mga bading "if alexander can be one, why cant we?!?!" hahaha

last, bagay kay colin farrell mag bading/bisexual hahaha.

\m/ \m/

Friday, November 26, 2004

HOLY SHIT! I have an audience!!!

HAHA! Let me say it again, "HOLY SHIT!! I have an audience!! I just posted my blog address at friendster last night but i never expected anyone to have an interest in visiting and reading the mind of an oblong... Well, thanks for the initiative and welcome to my world!(of talkshits) At least now i know i still exist in some of my friendsters lists... Ok, so who is my audience? WELL, its quite OBVIOUS who this person is, yes i could tell from HER LANGUAGE used in her COMMENTS!! her conyotic jologacious comments. there's only one person in this world who could be a CONYO and a JOLOGS at the same time. This is not schitzoprhenia(forgive my spelling) or split personality... she just happend to be both at the same time! HAHA! If you're reading this you know who you are! Since i already have an audience which is HER, for sure more will follow because shes gonna "make kalat to everyone na" and "its ruined na" hahahaha! sya lang po makakaintindi ng vocabulary ko! tska peace tyo ha! loko lang yung jologs hahaha! I hope that i won't be the laughing stock or the main topic of every conversation, though. Btw, this blog is getting addictive! its like talking to someone, only not! its a good way to stress out your feelings. plus i already have an audience!! haha! BUT! im NEVER gonna put anything about my feelings on love here... yes it sounds cheesy and based from experience in reading blogs, you dont wanna put down names of some one you love nor feelings especially if SHES the one reading it and her other friend.. not to mention ME TOO!!! hahaha! its just one of the worst things you could to do yourself, its like killing your own reputation, its a suicidal move man...

oh yeah, i had an interview in SUMMIT MEDIA this afternoon, it turned out great. theyll be calling me for an exam next week, i hope i get in coz work here is fun! you get to design FHM magazines, tickets and booths!!! thats nice man! i mean, u get to select pictures from a mother load of soft porn pics of our own sexy stars! PLUS!!! Free access to all FHM parteys!!!! YAHOOO!!! I LIKE! After the interview, i saw my college friend fat bastard jay whose one hell of a maniac. no need to ask y hes applying, its obvious :)

...did i say that my dentist is a hot mama? SHE IS! I was scheduled for a dental checkup, coz i havent had one for 3 years! i had to warn the dentist before hand, to save her from fainting or something... But woah, shes one hot mama, she got nice body and a pretty face mehn! hehe! shes pregnant though, thats y i call her a hot mama! all i did was stare while she was cleaning my teeth! but i got shy eventually coz shes facing me and its quite obvious if i kept on staring! well, not to worry! i cud still check her out next week coz im scheduled for another checkup hahah! woohoo!! yahoo!!! its the 1st time i saw a hot dentist!!! hahaha!!! can't wait dec 7! my next check up!

finally, im able to purchase my own dvd player! palaos na ang dvd player saka lang ako nagkaroon! same thing with the vcd player! thing is, i dont have any CDs to play, so i had to go to our star bandmate, carlo serrano to borrow DVDs. Yup he lent me one, but the dvd sucked, i wanted a movie, he gave me a collection of videos, anyway im gonna splurge on DVDs tomorrow. I'll be having marathon! 24/7 nonestop!! btw, interested in buying 1? its cheep! 2,500 only! 1 year warranty plus free delivery at your door step, just text me and ill contact my friend. His shop is based at cityhall btw. ill be back, i have to do some freelance work, its due tomorow and i havent started yet! so fuck off! haha :)

Thursday, November 25, 2004

Song of the day: Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Greenday

This song doesnt sound like the typical Greenday, its more of an alternative composition but nicely done. I can relate to this song, try downloading this.

Artist: Green Day
Album: American Idiot
Title: Boulevard Of Broken Dreams

I walk a lonely road
The only one I that have ever known
Don't know were it goes
But its home and I walk alone

I walk this empty street
On the Blvd. of broken dreams
Were the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk alone

My shadows the only one that walks beside me
My shallow hearts the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find
Till then I'll walk alone

Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ahhh
Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ahhh

I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the border line of the edge
And were I walk alone

Read between the lines of what's
Fucked up and every things all right
Check my vital signs to know I'm still alive
And I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk a...

My shadows the only one that walks beside me
My shallow hearts the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find
Till then I'll walk alone

Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ahhh
Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ahhh

I walk this empty street
On the Blvd. of broken dreams
Were the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk a..

My shadows the only one that walks beside me
My shallow hearts the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find
Till then I'll walk away!


Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Life in the FAST LANE and Discovering Blogspot

Okay, I just posted my first ever blog an hour ago and here I am, posting another one. So much for easily running out of things to say. Anyway here it goes, I'm chatting with a friend, she actually jammed with us a few times at the beginning of the year, and eventually joined us at one our gigs. We were talking about relationships and her being a SAWI-->Samahang ng mga Assumptionistang Walang Iniibig. Haha, yup shes a former assumpsionista and shes now studying in CSB taking up BS HRIM. She was kinda bitter the fact that she just learned that her ex is getting married with a girlfriend whom he knew for only 3 weeks!! WTF!?!? You may say its love or lust at first sight or meant to be etc.. but its just too fast! Its like running on an e-pass lane in the skyway! Life indeed is in the fastlane for this dude. Well, I wish the couple all the luck as they get-to-know each other. GOOD LUCK TALAGA! And hopefully they stay... married!

As she was being bitter and all through y.m., I on the other hand is studying, rather exploring this blogging system. I even downloaded this Hello software, that uploads pictures and posts captions together with it. im still learning what else it can do though, but as you can see, that large picture of me and isa on my post was an accident! i dunno how the hell it got there! I was suppose upload a picture for my profile but instead it appeared on my posts! fuck! it even appeared three times! Good thing i was able to delete the others, it shows that im one dumbass newbie blogger, but am getting the hang of it! in time ill be like one of those professional bloggers.. man, i dont want this as a career... I can't believe im really writing in this stupid blog, its not me pare, tangina, wat da fuck talagang wala ako magawa hahahaha.... sge pare balitaan ko kyo...... kung meron nga balita... sge mga bro! \m/


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Oblong who!? My 1st Blog!

Holy shit! is this happening!? Am i dreaming!? slap me! slap me! am i awake?! I can't believe it! Holy shit! Kiss my ass and lick my balls! hahaha! I'm actually about to write my first ever blog post! Congratulate me here guys, I know and I admit it, i suck at writing and its the main reason I never thought of creating my own blog... But then again, holy shit, i made one! The reason? I dunno plain bored i guess... And I realized that I have all the freedom to do all the talk-shitting here, i mean write-shitting?? tama ba yun? hehe..

So uve probably been wondering, WHY the hell did i use "The Mind of an Oblong" for a title and what the hell does "a perfect oblong" mean!? Well, if uve ever heard of the band A Perfect Circle(one of the best rock bands in the world, fuck yeah!) that's where I got it from. I just changed the circle to oblong! I dunno, sounds weird but i just started using it as my account name in almost all my accounts in the web(yahoo, hi5, myspace, friendster and now here! my blog!) Somehow, when people asks for my email address(a_perfect_oblong@yahoo.com), most of the reactions i get are "haha, ano ibig sabihin nyan?", "ang weird!" or some just laugh out of the blue. Eh putang ina pakialam nyo ba?! hahaha, galit na, but for others like my rocker friends back in college (esepecially marcy, whos also an APC-A perfect circle fan) reacted differently, "puta pare! astig!", "ang galing!" or "haha, gago a perfect circle un ah". Much better reaction, much better, at least there are still other people as weird as i am whom i can relate with. So much for "a perfect oblong", ang dami ko nang sinabi, di bale mehn, di mo kelangan i-memorize yan. hahaha, corny mehn...

Well, I'm kinda new here, so expect to see more of my future posts, hope i could make it longer coz i easily run out of things to say although i have so much in mind. I guess i'll end it here, i'll be back soon. good morning guys, u have just ventured the Mind of an Oblong... Good for you Mothafucka!

p.s. for those who are bored enough to check out my friendster acount and able to read this blog, a big thanks! and hell yeah! if u have ur own blog then add me up! alright! adios!