DumbAss McDonald's Biatch.

Saturday Nov. 27, 2004. 8:30 p.m... Coming home from band practice, mabel, luanne and i decided to grab some food at mcdonald's b.f., pres. ave. I will share a tale that I will never forget. Here it goes:

Entering the drive thru, I pulled down the window. We waited 1 minute, no greetings from the drive thru speaker.

Me: "HELLO?!?! YOOOHOOO!!!"

Drive thru speaker: No repsonse.

Mabel: "Heeellloooooo!?!!?!? Are you there?!?!?!? Yoohoo?!?!?!"

Drive thru speaker: Still no response.

Luanne pulled down the back window and shouted: "EXCUSE ME!!! MAY TAO PO DYAN?!?!?!"

Drive thru speaker: No response. (Does this even work!?)

Tired, confused, hungry and pissed off, the three of us shouted and shouted yoohoooo and hello like stupid kids and i almost said PUTANG INA in front of the speaker, BUT for the love of God, the fucking speaker TALKED!!! Finally!

Drive thru speaker: "GOOD EVENING PO!!!" (Finally... )

Me: (delighted) "Three chesseburger meals, 2 regular one go big time!!!"

Drive thru speaker: NO response.

Me: (pissed off) "Three chesseburger meals, 2 regular one go big time!!!"

Drive thru speaker: Still no repsonse. However after 1 minute.

Drive thru speaker: "ano po un? regular fries?"

The 3 of us almost fell off our seats not knowing how to react to this act of stupidity. I started to get really pissed and wanted to cuss in front of the speaker!

Me: "Hindi! Three cheeseburger meals, 2 regular one go big time po!!!"

Drive thru speaker: "three cheeseburger meals, twister fries po??"

This time we laughed so hard wondering what the hell is wrong here! Is the equipment broken? Or is she plain dumb?

Me: (laughing) "HINDI!!! THREE CHESSEBURGER MEALS, DALAWA REGULAR AT ISA GO BIG TIME!!!! ANO BA YAN!?!?!?!? AYOS BA YANG MACHINE NYO?!?! GISING KA BA!?!??!

Drive thru speaker: No response.

We got more confused and began to get pissed off again. However after 1 minute.

Drive thru speaker: So that's 3 chessebureger meals, 2 regular and one go big time!? any sundae with that??

three of us: yes!!!! sa wakas! nakuha mo na rin!!! yahoooo!!!! ang galing galing mo!

we celebrated like students who passed a thesis defense! Finally the dumbass biatch was able to take our very simple and short order. So we began to ask ourselves, is it the equipment, or is she plain dumb? As we approached the counter, the lady gave us 3 cheeseburger meals, TWISTER FRIES. After that, we therefore conclude that the lady is a genuine dumbass. What an amazing experience. I began to love McDonald's even more. *Lab ko toh*