Alexander is a flaming homosexual!?

Holy fuck, Alexander the Great... is a homosexual? or a bisexual!? if you're a dude, could you imagine yourself doing it with your childhood bestfriend? who happens to be a dude as well? thats nasty, very NASTY! btw, alexander also had a sex slave(thats what we called him), who happens to be a male also. and believe me, his sex slave could dance well! if you can replace that chest with boobs and add a pretty face, he/she could've turned me on! maala beyonce knowles to pare, hahaha! i was pretty shocked that man to man or warrior to warrior relationships actually existed during these times and that they prioritize their male lovers more than their wives! Gross man! Funny thing is, Alexander's subordinates wont allow him to marry a woman for some particular reason (i have to watch the movie again) and they all hunger for their persian boys.. wtf!? kadiri pare. hahaha. As a whole, the movie was kinda gross because it was brutal and very sexual hahaha. i watched this movie with my training mates in animation and we all had the same reaction. "tangina mo bading!" we said that everytime they had shots of alexander's sex slave, who never spoke a single word the entire movie. his role was more on actions and dancing. hahahah, actually the dudes who sat behind us showed the same reaction as well! the movie reminded me of Frodo and Sam of LOTR who showed the same intimate relationship minus the sex. tsk, tsk.

Aside from the man to man intimate scenes, there are other better scenes to watch out for like angelina jolie! although she was not exposed that much, I agree with what my classmate said, "sarap naman dumede pag ganyan kaganda ang nanay mo!" hahaah, that kept me laughing for a long while, with matching bisaya accent pa yan mehn! this guy came all the way from davao to study animation here and to check out da manila chickababes daw hahaha. You should hear him talk, his tagalog sucks, and his accent sucks hahaha, but hes cool and hes funny. going back to the movie, another highlight of the film is rosario dawson's(alexander's wife) nude scene. shes HOT!!! for those who don't know rosario dawson, shes the bassist in josie and the pussy cats. the black one. hehe. that's all i can say hehehe. You guys watch it, you be the judge, but i learned a lot from this movie, it has a good storyline, it wont bore you dont worry. Oh yeah, for those who havent watched it yet, sorry for spoiling some details, hehehe :) gotta sleep man and peace! true dat!

p.s. dahil sa pelikulang ito, may SAY nanaman ang mga bading "if alexander can be one, why cant we?!?!" hahaha

last, bagay kay colin farrell mag bading/bisexual hahaha.

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